The font/script they chose makes it look like it reads “anus dumper” in cursive.

More back hair for the win! It’s like having a free hair shirt wherever you go.

Nah this is bullshit. Most people want to raise a family in a home they own. Take away that possibility of certainty of having a roof over your head and then planning for a kid sounds scary. If you don’t want to accept that, you could also blame the micro plastics floating around in everyone’s balls now because plastic was considered such a useful byproduct to the petroleum industry.

Go stand in that heat for 5 hours. Go ahead we will wait for you to report back on how easy it was to survive.

Yeah dood doesn’t realize that camping sniper prolly has a trophy system

Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

What if there’s a fire?

“Our troops are merely passing by…”

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.