Yeah but someone mentioned it was Kamala Harris’ birthday and he had nothing disparaging to say. Just wished her a happy birthday. Again, likely the dementia flared up and he couldn’t remember who Kamala Harris was.

It was probably just that he was having a dementia episode at the time, but he seemed genuinely happier than I’ve ever seen him before when he was working that drive thru.

A lot of religious folks “don’t believe in divorce.” So even if the relationship isn’t abusive, they may be incompatible as a couple but just stick with it.

… You needed a whistleblower to tell you this?

That’s why I relocated to the underground city of the mole people.

Why do we need an orphanage in the first place? Is the Orphan Crushing Machine not working?

The military isn’t well known for their cuisine. The exception is when they’re about to deliver some bad news. Steak and lobster means you’re about to get shipped off to war.