I’m just a civic minded citizen with a lot of time on his hands.

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Good ol’ Bobby Tables

They appear to be mistaking the shorthand for the Supreme Court ruling to be the name of a law. In fairness, bills do often have overly patriotic names that hide their paradoxical purposes.

Please everyone, remain calm, but does anyone on board speak Esperanto?

Already tired of this shtick after looking like that guy who was on Jeopardy for awhile maybe.

His whole butt, even. With both Ts.

Apparently he would do all three of becoming a cybernetic dictator ruler of the illuminati, while also plunging humanity into a dark age without technology, but also connect them all to one consciousness.

Keep Awesomely Making America Laugh Again?

Who’s Amercia?

Oh, just one more pardon. Treat yourself!

“Strong” is the alcohol content (9%)

“Zero” is for the sugar (0g, though this is rounded down from less than half a gram)

-196C is something to do with the process of making it.

Meanwhile, young people would like to invite oil companies to court.