I played Dark Souls 1 for the first time about a year ago and it was a miserable experience. I legitimately cannot understand what people enjoy about it. It was slow, clunky, and frustrating. The game was designed to be irritating. The only enjoyable boss in the main game was Ornstein and Smough (although the DLC bosses were all fantastic, with a special shout out to Artorias). The rest were either garbage or Crapra Demon, which deserves it’s own special level in hell.

Prior to that, I had beaten every other Souls game other than DS 2 (and platinumed Bloodborne, Elden Ring, and Sekiro), so I know it’s not cause I don’t like Souls games.

I think if I had played DS 1 as my first, it would have turned me off of the entire genre. I don’t even think it’s because I had played more recent games first, because I love Demon’s Souls.

I can’t even remember the last time I had cash in my wallet

I’d love a walkthrough on how to do that. To be honest, it’s been a while since I installed it and I’ve forgotten what I needed to do.

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I have reVanced but unfortunately I struggle with getting it to work consistently. Most commonly, the video will play for a minute or so and then buffer endlessly. My Internet research tells me the only way to fix it is to root my device, and I’m honestly not willing to go that far. Luckily I have adblock installed on my phone, so the official app is tolerable.

My house is going to be halfway burnt down by the time I finish chopping vegetables if I turn on the stove first.

Pure oxygen does not burn on its own. It needs a fuel.

Differing views are not the foundation of a healthy relationship. I absolutely would not be with someone who didn’t align with mine.

ASHRAE Fundamentals Handbook, 2021 edition.

It’s called hypocrisy.

We hit 8 billion a few months ago actually.

Holy fucking shit your parents had TEN kids?

Religion is a hell of a drug.

They still do it at my local five guys.

One of the very few things he’s said that I actually agree with. Although I suspect we’re not thinking of the same people.

If it’s not an institution of politics, then stop inserting your politics into it, you tool.

So it’s actually impossible for me to have seen this movie, because it wasn’t made and definitely doesn’t exist, but The Last Airbender. I’m glad it doesn’t actually exist, because if it did, then it would have been made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and would have been some of the worst cinema ever created. Should this movie have actually existed, it would have been a sophomoric and badly made disaster with some of the worst writing, action, special effects, pacing, acting and a complete misunderstand of the source material.

If I were to have pirated it and watched it, I would still want a refund.

But that never happened, because there is no movie in Ba Sing Se.

Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”

No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.