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Ba-dum-tssss!

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

Absolutely magnificent!

How else am I supposed to get my kid looking like a million dollar man? Good looks come with good grooming! Especially the blonde flowing locks!

Make sure you use “poor” before it. Adds more zazz to it.

“Poor diddums”

I’d always say “I sit there and listen to my teachers talk about their sex life” as a joke when someone asked me how my day was back then, I didn’t think it’d turn into reality.

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done…

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!

That AK looks tiny! Like those plastic kid toys…

You folks wanna start a fight?

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.