So, Waiting for Godot?

Abandon these monuments to trauma. They are antiquities of the past, serving only to siphon money and emotional energy from the vulnerable.

The rational response is to shatter the femurs of all the teachers who were present and then deny them care for 2 hours. Otherwise how will they learn?

Floor spiders say thanks!

Say what you will, but the genie never misses ab day.

Florida’s about to become Ceaușescu’s Romania.

Sad for the children, but the adults should throw themselves off a pier.

http://amp.theguardian.com/news/2014/dec/10/-sp-ceausescus-children?espv=1

But I always drink plenty of…malk?

*now with vitamin R

Jesus would call his Dad for some Old Testament action

With a Buick

Typical Applebee’s experience

The Incredibles came out twenty years ago?

No reason to leave out the school administrators who willfully stuck their heads in the sand

20 thousand million dollars is an incomprehensible number. Let alone to profit for healthcare.

A functional government would have regulated the entire industry into something reasonable and sustainable decades ago.

So throw her off the bench for gross incompetence and failure to perform her sworn duties. Simple.

I think I’d prefer to be that 400 year old Greenland shark. Just moseying around the ocean, lurkin in the dark, senile as shit.

The new Outlook is fucking awful.

How did they fuck up email? Just put them all on the left and let me read and move them in the fewest clicks possible.

100%

They’re controlled opposition; they exist to block any leftist, progressive candidates from reaching positions of actual influence. They have abandoned workers and aided in the gutting of the middle class for at least 10 years.

Caligula smirking

Entropy is a helluva drug

It’s just the dormant Confederacy virus reappearing because host conditions have deteriorated