oh. sure. that’s why trump won’t be paying his bills…

Well… you haven’t met Kyle. When he lets one rip… everybody in the room teleports outta there. dude should ask his doctor about lactose intolerance…

90’s sitcom. I can hear kramer obsessing about his belly button lint.

what’s a bit of snuggling between friends?

Not only did it spawn multiple spin-offs, sg1 was the longest running sci-fi series

next, you’ll tell people the door close button in elevators doesn’t actually work.

Snuggles? Be cute and snuggly.

macgyver always carried a few slices… in case he needed an industrial sealant…

I’ve got a neighbor whose cat is veritable feline Houdini… he gets out every so often. And usually, it’s to come over to my green house and steal carrots. (yeah, don’t ask. he doesn’t eat them. doesn’t take them home. We have no idea what he does with them.)

Don’t ask questions. just embrace it. (I’ve gotten to catsit Sykes on a few occasions now. the old man is a blast.)

Ooo. Got a new one.
Homeless individuals, specifically, will sometimes go around to exterior ashtrays collecting buts to scavenge tobacco.

They reroll them to either smoke them themselves or sell off for a buck.

Now, I find smoking nasty to begin with, but smoking some one’s leftovers leaves me gagging

But we like the dark.
Darkness, for dark deeds.

Nature…. Is metal.

I wonder if the FBI would be interested in a list of Us Representatives that are receiving bribes from foreign powers.

I got a list!

Disbarred and maybe get all their previous rulings looked at. maybe retried.

it’s texas, though. Chances are they’re gonna give that guy a medal. or something.

This is because you are his. you belong to him. and you’re infinitely more comfortable than that stupid little bed thing…

Okay. This is freaking hilarious.

Hopefully the people are okay, but like… ya know?

https://imgur.com/Ep4CiC5.gif
(edit: @heavyboots, it didn’t seem to work… darn. )

you have to understand, my dad’s a unix sysops guy. it was quite a lot of spare parts… (mostly machines older than my 486, which was also hand-me-down.)

Also, that imagery might be closer to reality…foam sword and all.

So like. It’s probably only a matter of time. But yeah. If he were dead… they wouldn’t be silent about it

“Halp! I’m being brutishly mauled! Halp Halp!”…. “Hahah you’ve fallen for our infamous trap!” <commences licking the human.>