Come on over and get some muscleussy bb

[shoe squeaking intensifies]

No thanks, could you imagine the shedding?

Way too late for that: We already deep fry everything from ice cream to oreos.

“I’m a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up.”

Derp fried sushi!

[bassline intensifies]

Of course it will lol

No, I have four!

What about “The Verse”?

How you make big?

Yo dawg, we put a state in your state so you can govern while you govern.

Gotta mine them in space, but there’s still a whole host of other issues with the idea including aiming them, having enough stations to deploy them anywhere on the planet in a reasonable amount of time, and the other non-radioactive problems that result from throwing a fuckton of tungsten at terminal velocity into something.

Just be straightforward: Avoid hinting, speak plainly. I can’t speak for all guys, but I’m terrible at picking up on hints.

“No John, you are the demon.”

Fall back, then use the blue shell.

Nice try Mario… ^{Sorry dog.}

Take walks!

^{Turtle! Turtle!}

You’re not turtle enough for the Turtle Club.

Yes: Dumpster fire or not, Lemmy is definitely better than reddit. No question.