Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.

Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.

They’re all stacked on top of each other.

How the hell did they get caught off guard? He telegraphed this so loud that we could hear it coming a week away.

And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There’s no way this was done on accident.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Good idea, but cops here travel in groups of 2 or more cars.

Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.

Well we all know what it looked like when they found Saddam Hussein, but what about Netanyahu?

My fiance, a chef, needed new work pants. I found her some that had pockets and she was very happy.

I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.

See a psychiatrist.

Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.

Well well well, if it isn’t Microslop suffering the consequences of its own stupid choices.

In Illinois pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way. So not stopping for a crosswalk is a good way to see if there’s a cop lurking nearby.

Well the Orange Jackass sure as hell doesn’t have the well-being of Iranians in mind.

I mean we already knew he’s a soulless monster, so…