Independent Megachurch is like the biggest denomination in the usa right now though.

Pretty sure he opened his neck, but whatever.

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

All my Indian homies say this joke isn’t racist.

Get in, loser. We’re pushing the ghouls out.

several drinks per night

that’s not much for a garden variety alcoholic.

Sorry bro. Free speech only applies to racism.

Land of the free. Home of the slave

Karen Bass is om her way out