Have you considered getting a convertible?

I would do this if I had a shower curtain. I just have a glass door

I’m sorry what?

Do you still have internet up there?

Same way I felt when I first heard Putin’s voice. It was deeper in my head.

RTGame reference!

The elderly and disabled will not be their biggest client base.

Just make sure to learn some Chinese as well

I have 3 monitors, what am I?

It’s probably wild and grows almonds

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Sounds plausible, but I’m gonna stick with my theory that someone stole the rest of their bones

Ok but wtf happened to the femur on the top image?

Same, brother… same

How many minutes in a leap year?

Shaq’s parents are a man and a woman so logically he’d be half man and half woman

Footy?

Back in 2017 there was a guy in my town who would constantly wear a maga hat and sing praises about trump. We’re not in America, we’re in Iceland. He was not American and had no ties there. I no longer work at a place where I have to interact with him.

Everyone knows that there were only Christians in America before Obama /s

I do not, please explain