So recently, McDonald’s came out with their “Minecraft Movie” meals - kinda like a happy meal, but it came with a whole-ass Big Mac. I find this so funny because essentially, they’re admitting that they’ve shrinkflation’d their food so badly that their flagship burger is now so small, it’s suitable for kids who are young enough to want the Minecraft theme and toys!!

I mean, I think it fits, that Elon would literally have two left feet

OP was a little too patient, and waited to post this until just 3 hours before the end of the steam winter sale lol

Maybe this is more an issue with my regional news… but my issue is less about the idiots - it’s when the news does a story where they interview some well-meaning but not media trained person (like a progressive activist at a protest), but then for “balance”, they bring in the fucking CEO of Orphan Crushing Inc. to eloquently say why having morals is evil and why the oppressors are actually the victims here. And then give him 90% of the screen time because he’s the “expert”

Coach Frank and the boys are making it into the Hall of Meat with this one 🥩🥩

Problem is how easy it is to escape, being free and open and all

Ever since I saw the Chubbyemu YouTube video of a guy chowing down on 1200 ibuprofen in a single month and living through it, I’m no longer afraid to pop one or two on an achey day