Nah, that’s just so that Bubba can have a hobby that makes him feel like a big strong man instead of a little boy whose dad left him because he’s too weak and small.

You would think a country that worships firearms would have some half-decent marksmen. Fuckin’ casual LARPers.

My vote goes to “straining at stool”. It’s more on brand.

Dang, that would suuuuuuck.