“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

• Abed Nadir

Upvoted for choice comment and hysterical username.

Does this man know how to party or what??

I think it does. Hellblade was originally multi platform. Hellblade 2 not so much.

Right in front of my face….

Get this person a puppers!

Insert GIF of Homer Simpson saying “The hottest so far!”

“Hmmm. People didn’t like this game. Quick. Let’s make another live service game.”

• Warner Bros dumbass executive.

Why is everyone acting so surprised by this?? It’s Ubisoft. It was always going to be an open world live service penny pinching cash grab.

I won’t even think about buying a game until a week after it’s out because that’s when most companies patch in even more micro transactions.

This whole industry cut open the golden gooses of their player base and yet there’s still enough people out there shitting out golden eggs.

Are you talking about Helldivers 2 or Hellblade 2? Cause one is out and the other is not… this article is about the one that is not out yet.

Former.

Shameful laugh from me. I’ve always wondered how fair indoctrination would push you before your senses kicked in. This woman smashed a window to a government building believing they were doing the right thing to save democracy. It’s probably the saddest way to die…

Digression done. Still LOL’d and I suppose that means I have slight case of empathy and a bigger cause morbid humor.

This sounds like Series S requirements/limitations. The series X could easily handle the game but since Microsoft requires it to run on Series S they probably made the choice to work it on PS5 then would push resources to work out the Series S issues. Makes sense.

Yeah I didn’t read close enough. My mistake.

Shit you’re right. My bad. Let my shame be known.

Vice President breaks the tie.

Not in the slightest. I don’t care if they know my darkest kinks. That’s life. Everyone has something out of the ordinary that appeals to them. I owe no one any explanation for it. Nothing I enjoy is illegal so let them see.

Pop pop!

…I may be in the wrong place for that.

I like your analogy better! Thank you!!

All this does is reinforce my choice to vote for Biden. And I don’t like Biden, but Trump is too much a bigger giant douche to Biden’s turd sandwich.