Y’all need to zoom out just a bit. Like… at your desk, mentally pinch the touchscreen of your mind and just “zoom out” a little. This is a shitpost about a cat that can’t use a computer very well. This really isn’t the time where this kind of scrutiny matters. What are we doing here?

Is this…

Okay.

What?

I don’t see anything worth keeping, do you?

Was it wrong? Absolutely. Was it justified? Absolutely.

Gotta pick one, chief.

100% pure, concentrated, conservative logic right there.

I wish he’d die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.

That’s not what he said.

Plenty of artists are worried about Al being trained on their data. No fediverse “platform” protects from it.

I very much doubt Haven protects from AI scrubbing, either. Maybe it does today, but that’s a constant cat-and-mouse game. I have doubts as to the efficacy of AI-poisoning efforts.

you live in a country with a functional social support system thank god, that could have been significantly worse

Yeah I was gonna say, here in the US a call like that would result in somebody and their dog both getting shot.

I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!

They ask Grok how they should feel about it.

I’ve been to court, and it never even occurred to me that the lawyers are not placed under oath. But they’re the ones that do most of the talking during a case. I wonder that the reasoning for not being under oath is.

I think you may just be lucky. The McD’s in my area are still just as awful as they’ve always been.

That’s cool and all, but when can I buy RAM again?

You know what? Good. I’m glad that Elon is now a valid military target.

Yes, but what was left of it after killing third-party apps was basically just advanced search functions. Nothing in the API was still usable as far as browsing/posting.

I’m pretty sure Elon misspelled his own name in his signature, too. It’s obvious that he forgot how to write in cursive and was remembering mid-way through, but he very clearly wrote his name as “Elon Muk”. Like… the last squiggle is just barely a K, but there is a distinct lack of an S, or even a space for an S.

I hope Elon has to spend a few billion to rebrand xAI now.

Helldivers was supposed to be a parody!