Hang everyone who signed off on this.

I can tell you’re a fucking idiot.

Oh I imagine there’s a lot of PDF files involved.

Welcome to Lemmy, where everything is wrongthink.

Search engines haven’t worked reliably for several years now, the top results for almost any search are from social media pages that you can’t even read without an account. The Internet is broken.

I was just there earlier this month! Absolutely gorgeous spot, especially with all the foliage changing colors. I plan on going back in the spring.

Conservative media: “Immigrants are invading the US!” US: Actually invades a sovereign nation

Make it into a public spectacle. A miles-long parade of rolling gallows lined up along Pennsylvania Avenue. With live music and fireworks.

We had mostly 8s, but somehow a few 4s got added in. Here I am now, 30-ish years later, and my roommate has 4s in her kitchen, too.

Holy shit it just gets better and better.

I’ve got bad news for you; those may have been sharts.

An AI wouldn’t have made as many grammatical errors as OP.

I had a teacher in 6th grade who told us that God placed the earth the perfect distance from the Sun; a few inches closer and we’d all burn, and a few inches further and we’d all freeze. I got detention for standing on top of my desk and asking why I wasn’t on fire yet.

That kinda shattered my view of teachers being arbiters of knowledge.

Mopeds are motorbikes.

I think the canted touchpads are a nice touch, and inline sticks are the way to go (I can’t believe Nintendo and Microsoft continue to get this wrong).

Yeah but two weeks from shore and it’ll feel like the most appropriate song.

Huh, weird. So the thing that everybody said was going to happen, because of a documented history of that exact thing happening, happened?

Who would’ve guessed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO3cFz53vs8

Eva Braun 2.0 over here really ought to consider following her predecessor’s footsteps.

I hope he’s doing well. Thanks to the code he started, I’m on the Fediverse in the first place.