This is pretext for their base, to justify the Pope’s upcoming assassination by the US government.

Sheriff Grady Chudd is a piece of shit, just another conservative grifter who chooses showmanship over the law. Hopefully this case puts him down for good.

We need to bring back the guillotines.

Yeah, but we’ve only had US presidents for a tenth of the time we’ve had Popes for. But Popes have been killed (or ordered to be killed) by kings, dictators, and other rules for centuries. The existence of US presidents is relatively new, as far as Popes are concerned.

What do you mean? Violence against Popes is kind of a tradition at this point.

*tips fedidora* m’lemming

Looks well-marbled, delicious!

Trump went on to accuse Biden of turning the US into a “dumping ground” for immigrants.

So who wants to tell him?

They look like they need to have a really difficult conversation with me about my waifu gacha game spending habits.

It’s crazy to think that Amazon literally started as a book store.

cronch

Don’t you kinda need internet for an email app?

Does the author not really understand what a CEO is? Don’t get me wrong, Sam Altman is a piece of shit - but his coding ability has nothing to do with that.

I’m having a really hard time imagining the intended way of opening this. Are the hands drawn upside-down, or are you supposed to be giving this box a double-reacharound inverted goatse or something?

Go on, soldier. Go deploy, and fight for more of this.

Glad you guys made up.

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few weeks,

These are, like, hard tests

You weren’t supposed to remember that!

That was a whole lot of work when you could’ve just reverse image searched it to find that this is Sabrina Carpenter, and she posted this pic to her socials, herself.

I guess she, with her obvious lack of anything to do, is spending precious time generating blurry AI images of herself brushing her teeth, according to your crack detective work.

Call the meme police