Your friend skills just but a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

Michaelangelo was but a baboon with a brush in his gooch compared to the likes of your artistry.

I have no idea what any of that means

Pizza-like flatbread is not pizza. You can read all about it in the history section below. A taco isn’t a sandwich. A flatbread isn’t a pizza.

Pizza is Italian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

Fitting

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

Perfect

I literally cannot keep up with whether or not it’s open. He’s flooding the news in hopes of muddying the waters and hiding his failure.

G’hyuck! You’re getting deported!

Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver’s license.

Then you should wait November and dig a tunnel, Guy.

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

You just used, “No true Scotsman…” in its original usage.

My parents took a DNA test and that’s what it said, so I didn’t mean to offend you.

I hope whatever is upsetting you so much passes, amigo. Chill out. No one cares.

Yeah that

The best part about chrome is that you don’t have to have it

I’m sorry?

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml