I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

Fire, it’s what trees crave.

Fahrvergnügen

Sneakers had got to be one of my all-time favorite movies. Definitely still relevant.

Turned 13 today. I complain that my wife only buys me a present every four years. She says if I keep saying that, it may come true. Also, at work, I tell them to excuse my behavior, I’m just acting my age.

As far as 28th vs March 1st, well, I celebrate both days. If I’m getting scammed out of birthdays three out of four years, I’m taking an extra day on those off years!

See enshittification.

It’s to die for.

The chemtrails forced me to reveal the location of the sign.

Ahhhh, Northern Alberta. I recognize that sign.

The self centered POS’s are sitting in their mom’s basement on 4chan.