I think you meant American laws mean nothing once you’ve achieved a high enough level of wealth… the rest of us out here certainly get punished for violations.

Not all of us are blinded by cheddar.

I wish this man would finally do something beneficial for the world and just die already… preferably of a cheeseburger related causation (heart attack, stroke, or choke).

German cars are better anyway. I doubt they’ll be upset by this shocking development.

The only one doing economic harm to America is this orange assclown.

And you always overpaid because of it.

When is this ass clown gonna realize executive orders aren’t laws and carry very little if any authority over the bulk of Americans… fucking wanna be king.

I was always fond of how the 2 pen scratches the paper while writing.

His speech patterns and vocabulary were analyzed during his first term, and it was basically determined that he only has the reading comprehension and vocabulary of a third grader. The man is stupid.

This potato of a man doesn’t possess the wit required to comprehend sarcasm, let alone produce it.

All four of my wisdom teeth were impacted, and it took around six hours for them to be removed. Thankfully, I was unconscious during the procedure.

Bullshit… I mean, yeah, I got the t-shirt, but I also got PTSD, depression, anxiety disorders, and insomnia.

Hey, anyone heard from the My Pillow guy lately? It’s almost like there’s been a dozen or more recent examples of why it’s a bad idea to tie your political beliefs to your business.

Not unless it’s fleshy.

Changing the course of hurricanes requires a bigly number of markers.

44, must have peaked early.

I grew up with rural well water (so no fluoride). I would get fluoride treatments whenever I went in for cleanings, and eventually was prescribed a fluoridadted toothpaste. Both are affective.

And it’s not creepy in the slightest that this handsome, successful, rich middle-aged celebrity stops dating these young women right around the age the brain fully matures…

I’d venture a guess that there are an equal number of poor white people in Alabama. Truth be told, Alabama is a festering shithole of a state, and the only reason you don’t hear more about how bad it is, is because they got Mississippi right there making them look good by comparison.

It’s all a racket here. The cost off the food is typically higher than the restaurants menu price, then there’s an upcharged service fee, separate delivery fee, and tip. So, by the time you’re done, you just paid double for that $12-15 item, and Uber eats is the worst of the bunch.