I remember there was a kerfluffle about an Instagram influencer with the same clouds everywhere she went. There are filters for it apparently.

Or the g in gigantic.

No, that’s why I weasel worded it with “supposedly”. Like, there are some sites that say it’s true but are you gonna trust a place called memesfeel.com?

Supposedly the U.S. military is the largest buyer of glitter so that makes sense.

Neandertallica.

That’s way too coherent, I’m thinking it’d be more like this but more discordant and interminably longer.

With sound, everybody can choose an instrument and place a note on an orchestral score and OH THE CACOPHONY! MAKE IT STOP!

You’re a good writer, I read that 3 times. Very evocative, well-paced, humorous.

Just missing a cowboy to be a Mark Maggiori painting.

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” -Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

1% of analog tv static is due to the cosmic microwave background, remnants of the early formation of the universe and critical evidence of the big bang. The og random bullshit signal.

whack a mole…

That’s what I’m trying to block though.