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Red bull gives you scha-wiiiiing!

Unlikely but possible is what I’m hearing.

This is making me think. Could you theoretically jump out of a plane without a parachute, but a wing suit and skis and successfully land on a downhill slope? If you are well endowed of course.

Every single parking fine, driving fine, citation… whatever. Should come with a mandatory 2 weeks of cycling.

He can take a fucking bike to work…

As an alternative to points being issued, offensive drivers should be given a bike with gps, and an ankle bracelet and they should have to complete at least 1 month of of cycling (not electric either). The bracelet and bike gps dont have same data… you get the fine. Bike gets stolen… you get the fine. Someone crashes into you and bike broken… you buy a new bike. You get bones broken and cant go to work, you buy a new bike and get the points. Just like real cyclists.
Also using phone while driving, even stopped should be an instant ban. If you’re too fucking stupid to use bluetooth or voice assistant, you probably shouldn’t be driving a car.

I invoke my 5th amendment right to silence.

I made it more realistic.

Yeah this is made by some american bootlicker. We are more united than ever so they can go sow division in their own shit hole country. You know what president Von Der Leyen didnt do this week - she didnt threaten to take control of elections, she didnt make a new website under her own name VonDerLeyenRx.com to sell slightly cheaper heavily overpriced drugs from political donors (because we already have cheap access to drugs and universal healthcare) and we didnt shoot any peaceful protestors, or detain any children. The big news is they want Grok to stop making child porn and chatgpt to stop telling children to kill themselves, and for tiktok to stop brainwashing our kids. All egregious horrible things to the US.

Were they wearing a helmet. did they have reflectors? /s

May i suggest Brejoin. Bre-enter, Breunite, Breturn?

They’ll probably still be banging on about bendy bananas. Or they will have voted reform, deported loads of people in the style of the Gestapo/ICE, burned down all the hotels, shut all ports and then be wondering why everything is worse than ever and if voting more right wing will help.

Very cool.

No word of a lie, I worked in a place where HR would print the company credit card statements, load the printed sheets back into the printer scanner, and email them to each employee individually from the copier.

Can you imagine if a big dumb illiterate humanoid with weird hair and terrible skin, and not potty trained, a tenuous grasp on language and no understanding of international politics, economy or business was in power in the whitehouse. That would be weird.

The crazy thing is the apps are just browsers (edge for web, electron for app) and it still sucks. And the open source bits work well, but anywhere theres closed source (onedrive) it all goes to shit.