AnActualFossil

Does it work with bzip as well?

I’m not playing Scrabble with that monkey.

So, the reason for the end of the world… is beer?

I read that as “children / parents” and was about to search for this amazing revenge story, but then I read the post again and now I’m disappointed.

That’s just the sign of a deeper illness. Soon you’ll be installing a disk defragger.

Down with the pink boys!

Alt-B usually works fairly reliably

Technically, it’s too early to fix it.

I think you’re supposed to feed them to animals.

It’s apparently illegal to have a beer with someone that’s not a complete imbecile in the US.

Probably one of those old laws that never got repelled.

I like your optimism. Even though I’m far from sharing it.

He is also suspected to have faked a number of his recent scientific publications. Which is naughty.

Off to the Special Military Operation Crimes Tribunal with you!

He didn’t even print it, take a photo, and then scan it back in? What an absolute nerd.

Or, you can seize the opportunity to be bored again and do new stuff!

No, scratch that, that’s stupid.