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He attended a 3-day seminar.

saved you a click.

watch him as he goes…

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, “can i go gaily forward, instead?”

he is a great human :p

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

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rich old white guy: i have an idea - lets have a rich old white guy do it instead

[all vote yea]

:/

i am very glad this will be a thing. a few years ago i rented a villa for a weekend getaway with my wife; i paid for it online - it was ~$175/night and we stayed 3 nights (long weekend). upon arrival, i was then asked to pay $250/night before i could get the keys. i fucking hate this practice… it feels so bad.

i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

this plane is 21,000kg. it does not weigh 21,000kg. kilogram is not a measurement of weight.

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nope. wear a button down shirt and tie most of the time.

the person that lives across the street from me (i dont really know them; i have seen them outside ~2-3 times in 9-ish years) waved once and yelled “Hi, Lord Darkness!”

that was a bit odd. i guess i am tim curry from legend to my neighbors.

as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.

improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.

my parents are too religious for me to have children. i will not bring a child into this world while religion is forced on anyone. i will not be having children (married; 40 years old)

that chart that shows won v usd is a fucking trip. learn how to make charts, please - higher number go above lower numbers on the Y axis.

honestly, i think anakin should be getting the chankla.

i only need 1: Raining Tacos by Perry Gripp.

brackeys incoming soon : D