My bar was low: “I don’t want a president that nearly sparks world war over tweets.”

Most Americans seem to disagree with me.

“Maybe we can combat MAGA by creating Catholic theocracy.”

Nah, he breaks comedy. He is easy to make jokes that are “Can you believe this guy?” He makes it impossible to pitch hypothetical scenarios because he is bat shit insane.

Seriously. The white house twitter account is posting MLG era meme edits of bombs dropping on Iran. That’s not a comedy sketch. That’s just real. The president said “Praise be to Allah” and posted an image of himself as Jesus which he said was a doctor in a fucking week.

He breaks comedy because nothing is more preposterous than his real actions.

my penis snitched on my nose.

What? I’ve never seen that phrase before

If it’s a “paper tiger”, why have we fought so hard to keep Ukraine from obtaining membership? 🤔

I feel like it’s made to keep it relevant for newer kids. Kinda like Disney and doing live action remakes but worse.

I think it looks… fine. (It’s missing color- the magic of cinema.) While I don’t want it to succeed in my heart, I know waaaaay too many millennial parents that will be force feeding this to children.