Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

You don’t know old until you’ve had to change the IRQ for your sound card because wolf3d.exe’s settings were different than swotl.exe.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

I was just thinking earlier today that I miss Tim Walz. Walz 2028!

Diesel too?

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.