Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前Not to mom shame...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down112
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minus-squareDrDominate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up139·2 年前You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain. I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics. We are not the same.
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·2 年前I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me. We are not the same.
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前That’s what Larry did on Curb! His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 年前So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 年前It’s my job! Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?
minus-squareEnkrod@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 年前Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?
You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.
We are not the same.
That’s what Larry did on Curb!
His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
It’s the same picture
So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
Do you really want it to stop though?
It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?
Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?
Yes!
Finally found a brother who gets it