Farting is an essential day to day activity. It helps maintain a healthy lifestyle and keeps bloating away. There are multiple types of farts, but the most common way to categorize them is by the loudness/stinkyness ratio. Essentially, the louder the fart, the less stinky (fully silent farts are the most nocive for surrounding victims). Farting can be enjoyed alone or can be turned into a group activity.
Only flatulence novices believe all Deadlies must be Silent.
Truly, the quality of the stink factor is congruent to the proximity of the fecal matter to the anus.
But what if the quality and composition of the fecale matter is shittier than shit? Then the fart quality would be compromised
The “fecale” spelling is way funnier than it has any right to be.