asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前Lemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?message-squaremessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square95fedilink
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前That’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Take all the time you need, I’ll be right here, ready to smooch
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前Alright, everybody form an orderly line…
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前While that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 年前Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er. (My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid
Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em
Sup
name checks out.
That’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
♥️
So, uhhhh…
You forklift certified?
I am actually lol.
Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
Take all the time you need, I’ll be right here, ready to smooch
SPLOOSH
Alright, everybody form an orderly line…
As orderly as the pallets you load? 🥰
While that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er.
(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid