This is the founding myth we need!
I’m so happy to be alive when this happened
I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
It’s our first (that I’m aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we’ve grown.
Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
Just like poop
So we’ve moved from implosions to explosions.
I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
Alright, can I get some context here? I’ve been pretty busy today…
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
“Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!”
Image Transcription: Meme
[‘Distracted Boyfriend’ - A stock photo image of a man walking side by side with a woman in a blue shirt, holding hands, as a different woman in a red shirt walks past. The man appears to be whistling at the woman walking past, showing clear interest in her looks, while the woman he is walking with looks at him with an expression of shock and disgust. The text placed over the woman walking past, the man, and the woman next to the man, respectively, reads as follows.]
3 DAY NO POOP CHALLENGE
FEDIVERSE
BILLIONAIRES IN SUBMARINE
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Good human <3
