I honestly wonder if my data wouldn’t be safer on some sites, if I skipped two-factor authentication and a recovery email, and simply used my date of birth as a password. At least then, they’d wouldn’t be able to leak the phone number or email adress, because I was never forced to give it to them.

It’s even more annoying, because you can’t easily avoid many of these companies. Eg. for jobs it’s really hard to get around using linkedin. I mean, I refuse out of principe and have for years, so my data’s a decade out of data, but it’s obviously cost me opportunities.

There are almost certainly pictures of me floating around social media, taken without my permission, but tagged by facebook or google just in case I had any fucking privacy. And now thanks to some phones. they also have our finger prints and retinal scans, which will inevitably get leaked sooner rather than later. I pity the poor chumps whose DNA was leaked, that’s even worse. Most of that will probably be leaked sooner or later, if it hasn’t already, because it turns out a subcontractor used the youtube comment section to communicate between departments.

If I had the technical ability, I would design a two-factor authentication system based on rectal scans.

“Here at OmniCorp we believe all our customers our unique, that’s why we believe in securing your data by linking your DNA, phonenumber, social security number, retinal scan and finger print, with a picture of your anus. Bend Over. The Future’s Now.”