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Five@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前

Trump Brags He 'Aced' Cognitive Test, Correctly Identified a Whale

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Five@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前
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Donald Trump has once again touted his ability to recognize different animal shapes.
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    Ongoing reports of his odor suggests incontinence.

    Please give me a citation because I do not want to verify this experimentally

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      Dude wears incontinence diapers. Or he stores his burgers in his underwear.

      https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91e25f1d738ee4dd18a72cd4cb6b0773-lq

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        Por que no los dos?

        The diapers hold more and keep them nice and steamed.

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        Oh my god. This is our irl wish version of Baron Harkonen

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      I too would avoid verifying the odor problem. I believe that some concerned Republicans are running the smear campaign about Trump’s smearing. To be fair, they don’t specify, and he could be incontinent of urine instead of fecal incontinence. He could be incontinent X 2, but that specific sort of information hasn’t leaked yet.

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        It started with someone who worked on set for The Apprentice. It was specifically fecal, and believed to be due to constant stimulant use.

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          I imagine the constant Big Mac use has something to do with it as well.

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            He lazily wipes with the Big Macs.

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              Jesus Christmas, what an image!

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        I see what you did there.

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