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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Limeey@lemmy.world
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    I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

    It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

    People are fuckin stupid

    • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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      It’s not paranoia if they are really after you

      • geogle@lemmy.world
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        It could still be paranoia

    • Dynamo@lemm.ee
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      Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

      Long as you don’t go overboard, i think it’s perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i’m european so i dunno

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    robert evens?

    • seathru@lemm.ee
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      I thought it was James May.

      • MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was Steven Seagal.

        I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

        1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.

        2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

        Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

        • nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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          You forgot one last thing

          • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            one last thing

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • jcg@halubilo.social
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          Is it not Rocky Balboa?

      • CordanWraith@aussie.zone
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        It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

  • antidote101@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • conorab@lemmy.conorab.com
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    “You’re now going to get machete’d to death!”

    https://youtu.be/yfbi5vmouXE?feature=shared

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/yfbi5vmouXE?feature=shared

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • dauerstaender@feddit.de
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    CLLAAARRRKKKSSSOOOOOOOOOON!

  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.

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