Bro when you pee while shitting and youre not completely soft and you pee out the space between the two parts of the toilet 💀💀💀
i never expected this to be such a common issue
you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?
I hate when this happens
Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet
Actually, you need the cock software update.
Really? I’d expect a firmware update
This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty
Yeah haha I get it haha it sucks having a penis so long that it reaches the water hahaha
So how do girls drink then??
It includes your balls when you’re over 40.
my balls reach further than my dong :(
That’s rough, buddy.
TIL!
T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.
I’ve never had my dick touch the water, but I have had it hit the cold porcelain. That was a surprise.
When that happens in a public toilet
My toilet apparently has a shallow bowl because this happens pretty much every time I sit down, and I’ve never experienced it before moving in. Bad enough experience to replace the toilet imo.
This is precisely why I won’t ever join the “sit to pee” revolution.
I’m 6’8" and feel attacked. One day I will be rich enough to afford the custom jumbo bathroom
The penis can also touch the cold and wet surface of the toilet bowl without being submerged in water. You do not need to have a large size of your banana to do this.
Grower gang wins again.
Only ever happened twice and both times it was because I leaned too far forward and the water was high. Horrible horrible feeling.
My dick never hit water, but my balls sometimes do. 🥺
Laughs in european toilets. Still pretty annoying though…
Trust me. Some of us girls understand this, too.
What the Fuck do you mean? Your pussy lips touch the water?
Staring at this made me realize toilets use a greedy cup syphon to flush.
Gotta slurp up them weewees and doodoos
The struggle is real 😫
Not gonna mark that NSFW?
