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stappern@lemmy.one to Memes@lemmy.ml ·
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Clearly who wrote the bible wasn't a biologist

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Clearly who wrote the bible wasn't a biologist

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    Genesis 5:4:

    ”The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters.”

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      I think the place to make this argument is a few chapters later after the flood. Only two of every species. Except humans. iirc, there’s Noah, his unnamed wife, and their three sons, Ham, Shem, and Japheth. I don’t recall them having any daughters on board (might be wrong, it’s been a while).

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        They had Emma Watson!

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          May we all be so lucky

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        The sons had their wives too.

        Still a lotta first cousin fuckin’ goin’ on though in the next generation.

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        So this is the part where we get chimp ancestors

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        Iirc his sons also had wifes

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      Ohhhh, well it’s much better that the sons fucked their sisters instead of their mom. That would’ve been gross.

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      Ah shit there goes the joke >~< 😅

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