OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoGive. Me. My. Wish.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1533arrow-down112
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minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 days agoAnything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“. Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday
minus-squareTrickDacy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoSounds like you’ve been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol
minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoWell, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…
minus-squarecruseo@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoNever have I had someone so unskilled nor unkind
Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.
Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday
Sounds like you’ve been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol
Well, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…
Teeth? Teeth.
Never have I had someone so unskilled nor unkind
Those smartass genies…