AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9日前Gotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1558arrow-down19
arrow-up1549arrow-down1imageGotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9日前message-square81fedilink
minus-squarewhalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·9日前You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
minus-squaredanciestlobster@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up49·9日前I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
minus-squarepressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9日前Masturbating for long periods of time.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·9日前I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9日前I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9日前a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
minus-squareMrOtingocni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9日前The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9日前Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
Spoken like a true gooner 😭
What is gooning?
Masturbating for long periods of time.
I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
Edging
The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.