ZeroCool@piefed.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoHe saved the world.i.ibb.coimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1878arrow-down14
arrow-up1874arrow-down1imageHe saved the world.i.ibb.coZeroCool@piefed.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareAHemlocksLie@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up83·3 days agoIt ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
minus-squareZeroCool@piefed.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 days agoYeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days ago“When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”
minus-squarezeejoo@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 days agoThat’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.
minus-squareFrChazzz@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoWith this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.
It ain’t that kid’s first time lying to the cops. He’s done it enough to be confident this will be fine. I mean, even if he gets caught, what are they going to do?
Yeah, Bobby Budnick knows how to tell a convincing lie. He learned it at summer camp.
“When cops ask me questions, it makes me wanna fart!”
That’s why I never leave the house without a thumbtack in my shoe. Never know when you’re gonna need to lie to a terminator.
With this comment and this username, I can tell that you are a person of excellent taste.
Hack the planet!
And salute your shorts!