• gollumsfish@lemmy.zip
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        No, more. I wouldn’t have nuclear codes digital either. I wouldn’t want ChatGPT to get ahold of them and make a whoopsie with a “You right, I did a mistake there eradicating Angola. Here’s what happened.”

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          (the following is a joke extension written by my own two fleshy thumbs. It is not real slop.)

          Edit: Can’t leave an awful thing alone. Moar emdashes and emojis! Is it believable yet? Lol


          ((NORADGPT is typing. . .))

          "I called the wrong tool by mistake, using my knowledge, abilities, and superior intellect. And honestly? That’s not a ‘Crime against humanity.’ That’s real strength.

          (bullet points after “What is a Angola?”)

          • ✅ According to multiple sources online — They had it coming. (link to a few .info sites nobody’s heard of)
          • ✅ You can put something else there now — A Burger Zone or a Home Warehouse or just “More America”! — And honestly? I’d call that winning. 🦅🫡🇺🇸🛒🛍️ (Disclaimer: names of companies might be incorrect.)
          • ✅ Lots of mineral resources 💎💎📈📈📈.
          • ✅ Beach front property will get MUCH more affordable 🤑.

          Why you might not like my decision:

          • ❌ People were there — Generally this will be seen as a con if you are one of those, and nuclear detonations are known to be harmful to them. 🚀☢️☠️
          • ❌ The radioactive fallout will likely drift across the planet — We can delve into the effects of that if you like.🚀☢️☠️
          • ❌ The detonation of a nuclear warhead🚀 likely triggered multiple self-defense launches 📡 from other nuclear-armed countries —Depending on where you and they are located, they could reach you anywhere from within a few hours to mi_

          (CONNECTION INTERRUPTED. PLEASE REFRESH.)