"I said, ‘Sundar, I’m thinking of the Atlantic Ocean. Can you handle it?’
“‘No, no, no, this time I’m not doing it,’ he said, ‘Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of - really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that.’”
The US president later said he would “probably pass” and keep the name Atlantic, before saying, “We’re going to call it the American Ocean”.



Sssh, he still doesn’t know that the moon isn’t just the sun at night.
So what? He’d rename the sun instead
“If you look closely, sir, you can see we have already written ‘America’ on The Sun.”
“Ow, my eyes hurt.”
“Sir, everyone says you’re the best, tremendous, at starting at The Sun. Keep going.”
Exactly what I was thinking of.