During an interview with Fox News, Cruz was asked why so many Republican-held Senate seats were toss-ups this year. Cruz acknowledged the frightening environment for the GOP — “there are eight to 10 Senate races that are tied or within the margin of error” — before saying Republicansappear cursed because their party is in power
I just want to take a moment to thank the transgender witches for their hard work. Keep it up, you heroes of the new world!
It’s hard work so thank you. I had to find like… 8 frogs for a ritual today.
Have you ever tried to find 8 frogs before?
Ally here. Happy to supply as many frogs as you need. I’m really good at catching them, eight is no problem
Love you, transgender witches
Now, please finish the half-done job of turning Ted Cruz into a toad.
Oh my god. Where? Tell me where the transgender witches are please. You know, so I can avoid them, or whatever.
They’re in their covens doing girl kisses
Can confirm, kissing sloppy while casting spells.
It’s a part of the spell, actually
Would that be the somatic component or verbal component?
Mmmphmh!
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Wouldn’t that just be the transfem ones? The transmasc ones would be doing manly witch kisses, surely :)
Republicans don’t think about trans men. They will write laws that also affect them, but they rally against trans woman in women’s bathrooms or women’s sports etc.
But yes we need warlock kisses too!
To continue to be silly and give you a hard time for fun: When I was pagan, I was a witch, not a warlock, you sexist! ;-)
Oh, they rail on men with wombs, too. I still don’t see why they’re so concerned with the genitals of strangers
Oh no! My manwich!
But where so we can avoid it or whatever
Probably here: [email protected]
Oh, the horror
Me too although I would just want to hang out they sound awesome
I mean. I’m trans. And I do have a really awesome wizard/apothecary outfit I wear to ren faires. So I suppose I could in a sense call myself a transgender witch. And while I’m not really into wicca myself, I definitely have threatened to put curses on my students before.
Hell yeah I mean oh no
Etsy
I pledge allegiance to the transgender witches
I’m with the transgender witches. I wish them unlimited mana for their curses.
And right now, if you’re a left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump
Dick… I’m a straight white CIS man and I fucking detest Donald Trump
This. I’ve detested this asshole since the 80s. And there are so fucking many of us now. If the demo he was talking about were the only people that absolutely detest donnie dipstick, his numbers would be in the 90+ percent range.
And it so ain’t.
Same. The first time I saw the guy he just gave me that vibe. I knew he was bad news. He’s never proven me wrong.
“How about we all come together and say, ‘Let’s stop attacking pedophiles?’”. -Ted Cruz 2025
Looks like they seriously ran out of real arguments if they have to resort to “witchcraft” to explain why they lose.
It also speaks to the dumbing down of our culture, and that they aren’t trying to bring us back to an earlier period of America so much as the dark ages.
What some of them consider “The good old time”, when black people were slaves, and witches were burned, indeed. Let’s party like 1699!
no longer content with just undoing the civil rights acts of the 1960s, maga fucks are now reaching all the way back to the 1690s.
Republicans appear cursed because their party is in power
No, it’s Americans who appear cursed because their party is in power.
The the same Ted Cruz who =>looks at loooong list of stupid bs<=…
So Ted Cruz huh?
I will personally buy drinks or cook a meal of their choice for any transgender witches of my acquaintance that let me join them in casting a curse on Ted Cruz personally.
I was just saying, I’ll bring the trans voodoo dolls!
So i misread the title.
I thought he was saying the transgender witch hunt was the problem, like they went too far on their bigotry, and i was like damn, well the saying goes a broken clock is right twice a day.
But nah, I just misread it.
GOPers are cursed by the response to their own traitorous actions.
That’s what you call dialectical wicca.
Are the transgender witches in the room with us right now, Ted? Cause if they are I’m gonna have a drink with them, they sound fun.
I actually know one via a friend. She seems cool.
time is a flat circle. i can just hear larry nichol’s gravelly voice as he explains to alex jones how hilary clinton is in a coven with linda bloodworth-thomason doing blood magic.
edit: adding a shoutout to my fellow wonks. remember, life is very fragile.
LOL, was he the one always talking about how Bill was running a drug importation operation out of Arkansas’ Governor’s mansion?
The fucking 90s were wild, JFC. And a precursor to all this shit. All that fringe shit from back then was mainstreamed by 2015…
yes, that was ol’ larry. the 90s were wild. it’s kinda wild to me now how it all turned out. like some of what aj went on about turned out to be true except it was the people he was for who were doing it. and then there were the patriots screaming about government overreach and they’re the same people who think ice is great now.
time is a flat circle.
Excuse ME, but time is a cube ;-)
Ah, an artefact from a better time. I mean, the site was completly barking mad, but the times were better. You don’t seem to get that grade of insanity anymore.
You don’t seem to get that grade of insanity anymore.
In some ways, it’s just more normalized and hides in the corner screaming about flat earths… but yes. Time cube was definitely… special. lol
The way things are going, a few decades from now the University of Florida will be offering PhDs in Cubism. There will be a whole department of Cubists filled with tenured faculty. They’ll somehow all understand each other and clearly engage in some form of vigorous debate amongst themselves about the finer points of cubism. But no one outside the department will have the slightest goddamn idea what they’re on about.
