I can finally start taking heroin!
Can they shoot themselves to prove that AI will cure gunshot wounds?
I trust the Philip Morris public health advisor more than I trust the Palantir CTO.
Or to kill them sooner.
This kind of story is generally built from quotes from like two guys that may or may not even be real or serious. Fox News does it constantly in their “what are the liberals mad about today” sections. I’m LOLing at the dingus this is based on, but I’ve got some doubts it’s happening en masse.
He’s clearly just lying. Just like every other LLM peddler trying to keep the bubble from popping
Hahahah, oh fuck I smoked a cig and now I’m sure to get cancer!
I’d like to see AI cure COPD.
Edit: Maybe a little bleach?
funny if true as the only answer an llm could give is “Don’t smoke” or one of many folk remedies. I’m starting to think the people working on them have no clue how they actually work. are the majority working there just prompt engineers without real technical knowledge?
Or the CEO is lying to hype his product.
the cure to cancer is mortality.
They are smoking because they know that 2036 looks way worse than 2026.
Or the work they are doing is so soul sucking they are turning to worldy vices?





