but what if I’m a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe’s magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?
Look, I’ll be polite and sit to pee when I’m visiting people or using my roommate’s toilet, but in return I’m going to stand when I use my own, and I don’t care if there’s a little splashback or what-have-you. I’m the one keeping it clean, so I can let it get a little unclean with my casual, comfortable personal relief!
it helps relax the pelvic muscles, which helps to fully empty the bladder in general but especially for those with prostate issues. also apparently helps prevent kidney stones somehow
This is just a me thing, but I can get pretty light headed when I first wake up or the middle of the night and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once ‘came to’ in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.
Everyone else’s points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dying.
I appreciate the concern, it’s very kind of you. This is really just when I first wake up and am standing there at the toilet. I’m pretty tall and think my body forgets it needs keep the pressure high enough when just standing there barely awake. I am otherwise pretty healthy and put in effort to take care of myself.
Why do women think they could aim it better than us, we’ve had a lifetime of practice! Gents, just sit down at home, it’s better anyway.
but what if I’m a prodigy, like when the main character in the isekai is better at the universe’s magic than people who have been studying and living with it for years?
Look, that’s what the shower is for. One can hold it and try to aim as much as they want, and meanwhile other things can get soapy.
We all know there are only two types of people in the world, those that have peed in the shower, and liars.
Look, I’ll be polite and sit to pee when I’m visiting people or using my roommate’s toilet, but in return I’m going to stand when I use my own, and I don’t care if there’s a little splashback or what-have-you. I’m the one keeping it clean, so I can let it get a little unclean with my casual, comfortable personal relief!
How is it better?
Not missing… Its more relaxing. It’s surprising how often I realise I’m holding a poo as well. I dunno, it’s just better!
Ever had that “oh I kinda want to poop as well”? Or ever wanted to scroll Lemmy while peeing?
You can play GameboyTM while you pee
it helps relax the pelvic muscles, which helps to fully empty the bladder in general but especially for those with prostate issues. also apparently helps prevent kidney stones somehow
This is just a me thing, but I can get pretty light headed when I first wake up or the middle of the night and have fainted while peeing multiple times. I once ‘came to’ in the bathtub cause I tipped over instead of crumbling down.
Everyone else’s points are really just bonuses on not hitting my head on the bathtub and dying.
Sounds like something dangerous going on there. I hope you have that under control.
I appreciate the concern, it’s very kind of you. This is really just when I first wake up and am standing there at the toilet. I’m pretty tall and think my body forgets it needs keep the pressure high enough when just standing there barely awake. I am otherwise pretty healthy and put in effort to take care of myself.
This is the way. No piss splatter swamp around the toilet.