Recipe:
- Spicy discount brand beans
- 1 can of corn
- breakfast sausage
- diced braunschweiger
- various chopped onions
- whatever beer is leftover in the fridge
- chopped chipotle + adobo sauce
Spiced with:
- cinnamon
- garlic
- celery seed
- smoke flavor
- more beer
My uncle loves to add ghost pepper and brown sugar but I’m kind of burnt out on sweet stuff lately
Yeah, it’s this crazy thing that happens when you’re employed. Have you heard of what employment is? Like other than having scary dudes walk you into dark alleyways
Employment means you need a roommate? Are you, and I mean this seriously, fucking dumb? Have I been dunking a literal moron this whole time? I am starting to feel a little guilt here.
Babe I don’t think you feel anything but rage at the world. But it’s hot so don’t change.
You’re not very good at this thinking thing. Keep posting, you’re almost free!
Lol, no I’m not. We’re married now. In what dimension are you the kind of person to just chill? Were together for life baby 😁
You’re easy work.
You don’t work
Yeah, me, a Socialist, doesn’t work. Brilliant deduction. Totally probably true.
Any other incredible insights you’d like to blunder? Have you ever been right about anything?
Babe you’re not a socialist, you’re on coke and can’t pass a drug test. They don’t let folks like you do any of the community outreach, you’re the charity project.