This is SOCIALISM! We voted SPECIFICALLY to ELIMINATE the USDA so we can EAT this POISONED Meat!
-LITERALLY Republicans!
I think I’m only going to buy meat from local ranchers/farmers markets from now on. it’s a lot more expensive but mystery meat really grosses me out.
“Sorry, we were just confused by this very administration’s scheme to import tons of bribery beef!”
167k pounds recalled, what happened to the reat of the 659,833k pounds of mystery meat?
Look he got excited because he heard the word teen in Argentina.
trump: Eliminate the inspection requirement.
poof!
It’s all safe now!
You mean the wild horse meat that the Trump admin illicitly sold to some guy who had never been in the horse trade before who shipped it to Argentina who sold it to us as “beef”?
Americans: “The rest of the world is sooooo unfair to our poor farmers. They refuse to let us sell them anything.”
Meanwhile, The Rest of World: “We honestly can’t understand why you even eat this shit, let alone expecting us to.”
