what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole
FTFY
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We don’t know how long the work day of the doctor was. For all we know, he would have also called her dog “mom” if that’s the only companion
Haha. I’m a 60M, and in the best shape of my life (no kidding, better than my 20s), and was swing dancing with a 58F friend. Another friend at the club with us was seriously asked whether the woman I was dancing with was my mother. Use sunscreen folks!
And wear wide brimmed hats.
Mommy? Sorry.
Never make assumptions
I wish this was true for me, everyone still thinks I’m 18… doesn’t help either that I still weigh the same as I did when I was 15 lmao
My toddler calls me by my name for reasons to stupid to get into, and people think I’m his brother.
I feel like these reasons come out in a separation ten years later with a paternity test and, in hindsight, it will seem like this was an obvious sign.
Or maybe that’s because I just watched an absolutely wild Isekai that starts with the MC getting cucked to death.
“I have been reincarnated as the parent of a ten years old toddler and also I’m a slime for some reason”
