These guys have always been spot on.
Is the retard planning on using nuclear? I mean of course he does but that’s freaking scary
Well, his drunk war chief with the oppression themed tattoos certainly isn’t a voice of reason in any room.
If he is, from what I understand, he should have stayed at David, as it at least used to be the Presidential nuclear shelter. Don’t know if that’s still true.
Isn’t the presidential bunk shelter moved under the ballroom now?
They haven’t finished grifting the construction costs on that yet.
No need, its unlikely anyone would strike the US on Iran’s behalf. Even if Iran has made nuclear weapons there’s no evidence of them ever working on ICBMs.
If the US nukes Iran we can expect their entire arsenal, including any nukes they might posses, to be launched at Israel.
Nah I’m sure they’ve finished the bunker under the Epstein ballroom so he’s ready to move in
Ehhh the embassy notices are still the same thing they’ve been posting for months.
e.g.
https://qa.usembassy.gov/security-alert-qatar-september-1-2026/
https://qa.usembassy.gov/security-alert-u-s-embassy-doha-september-19-2026/
Well you see. They have to escalate, and do it fast or admit they have lost. And these fucks Will never admit they lost. Even though america has lost almost every conflict since ww2. And they lost this one when they dropped the first bomb.
they had to draw from thier carrier that was patrolling south east asia to relieve the “poopiefied uss lincoln”
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I assume it means the pentagayn employees are hauled into the office for an urgent meeting.
I.E. Less at the gay bar. More pizza deliveries
*Fewer
Ja ja
More fewer deliveries? American is a crazy language.
Not the OP but I would assume this a reference to the fact that Grindr spikes when GOP gathers, ie GOP conference etc ergo the pleb politicians are not involved/havent been gathered to DC.
I’m not sure what value it adds though, I can’t imagine Cheetolini seeking approval or briefing them before nuking Iran
Actually thats just folklore. Recently someone posted the actual stats, there is no discernible spike in app use. No server crashing under the load of all those closeted gays. Sorry to break that bubble
And there’s no evidence Vance fucked a couch, but I’m still choosing to believe it
It’s also low-key homophobic.
It kind of is
Yeah. While I’m not going to deny the existence of log cabin Republicans, they’re usually people who ain’t figured out tokens get spent.
the fact that Grindr spikes when GOP gathers
this is misinfo
Pizza thing is real. The gay bar is an very outdated joke.
Gay bars are filled with nice sociable people that are 21 and older. But anyone who’s getting called in for a middle east situation are all creepy killers and nasty socially inept child rapists. It would make more sense to monitor the amount of open webcam viewership around elementary schools.
