return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWe ain't happy anymore...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up1753arrow-down18
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minus-squareMonument@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoWe could try to whoop him, but he’s got a truncheon, a handgun, and a small Christmas ham hidden in his hat and he knows how to use them. They make him happy, you see.
minus-squareGormadt@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoI’d be happy too if I had a Christmas ham hidden in my hat
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 days agoBetter have some tin foil under there too unless you want your head soaked in ham juices.
minus-squareHertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoIf I’m keeping all that in my hat, I’ll definitely line it with foil. How else would I stop them from stealing my thoughts.
We could try to whoop him, but he’s got a truncheon, a handgun, and a small Christmas ham hidden in his hat and he knows how to use them. They make him happy, you see.
I’d be happy too if I had a Christmas ham hidden in my hat
Better have some tin foil under there too unless you want your head soaked in ham juices.
If I’m keeping all that in my hat, I’ll definitely line it with foil. How else would I stop them from stealing my thoughts.