President Donald Trump left countless onlookers aghast Sunday after publishing three dozen bizarre online posts in the span of two hours, one of which suggested the United States owned the moon.“Something is very wrong with the president,” wrote Tom Nichols, staff writer for The Atlantic, in a socia...
He should rename the moon america.
I’d suggest Lunarica, but constructing or comprehending even a shoddy portmanteau like that is far beyond his capabilities.
Fuck it, he should outlaw all proper nouns. Nouns are just like pronouns they’re woke and gay. Everything is either America or Trump.