I like espressos (especially mochas) but they take a bit of work to prepare a single cup. With drip brew, I can do very little and get unhealthy amounts of caffeination into my corpse. Also, I pour ungodly amounts of creamer into my coffee. That Mason jar is quite literally half coffee half creamer.
Look at fancy pants over here with a drip pot that has a clock.
Bet you money bags has the type with a timer and they can set it to make coffee at certain time while they are waking up! The snobbery is palpable.