I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it’s disingenuous to act like it’s the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.
I don’t care if you don’t shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don’t really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It’s a sensory thing. I don’t like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I’ve sucked this is a non-issue either way.
I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it’s disingenuous to act like it’s the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.
I don’t care if you don’t shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don’t really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It’s a sensory thing. I don’t like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I’ve sucked this is a non-issue either way.
Try sucking a tiny dick like mine that looks like a mushroom barely popping out of a shag carpet and get back to me.
As my old boss used to say, which was super inappropriate and I hated every second of it: trimming the bushes makes the house look bigger.
He’s not wrong tho.
Pass, but thanks for the offer!
Wimp.
I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don’t find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.
Some dicks have hair on the shaft, not fun