I’m going to go dig a hole next to your property. It’ll have all the correct permits, but I’m going to start construction while you’re sleeping in and I’m going to put a fence around it that prevents you from looking into the hole to see why I’m digging.
You devious mother fucker. What’s in the hole? It must be something very important to cover it up like that, surreptitiously digging it out overnight while you’re away from watching eyes.
Oh, no, not overnight, just that one rare Saturday morning that nobody wakes you up, the pets and or kids are lazing and you’re getting that excellent stolen morning sleep that just restores your body and heals your soul, allowing you to feel like you can keep going.
But then there’s the clatter of tools and construction equipment.
Just boring harassment.
I’m going to go dig a hole next to your property. It’ll have all the correct permits, but I’m going to start construction while you’re sleeping in and I’m going to put a fence around it that prevents you from looking into the hole to see why I’m digging.
You devious mother fucker. What’s in the hole? It must be something very important to cover it up like that, surreptitiously digging it out overnight while you’re away from watching eyes.
It’s just a great way to get in shape! Honest.
Oh, no, not overnight, just that one rare Saturday morning that nobody wakes you up, the pets and or kids are lazing and you’re getting that excellent stolen morning sleep that just restores your body and heals your soul, allowing you to feel like you can keep going.
But then there’s the clatter of tools and construction equipment.